What keeps me going…
Okay so I’m not any sort of exercise monkey or anything, and frankly I don’t like it very much. But since I like food, I gotta do something. So in order to burn calories, I strap on a headset and walk the neighborhood. And I mean HOOF. Between 3.5 and 4.5 mph the whole way. And I live in the foothills of the Appalachians, so my neighborhood ain’t exactly flat. I use the music to keep a steady pace (for roughly 3 minutes at a stretch) and find good-paced music to work the hills. Like Tush by ZZ Top. Or Prince’s I Would Die For U. Or Lady Marmalade if you need to slow the pace but keep a long stride. Any of these will get you up a 10% incline without too much agony.
And I’m the kind of person who can just walk. Point me in a direction, provide me with a music player, and I’ll just go. And go and go.
Anyway so I have the music going the whole time, but about 2/3 of the way into the neighborhood circuit I find myself turning up the volume. A little more and a little more and a little more. At first I was thinking it was because I was getting into a zone and really liked the songs on the playlist so I was using the added volume to zone into the music a little more.
I don’t think that’s it though.
I’m pretty sure that I turn up the music really loud so I can’t hear my hamstrings screaming at me.
As an addendum, I also realized that the last segment of today’s walk was entirely motivated by the hot dog I plan to eat for lunch.
Whatever gets you through the day I guess.

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